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Also, on a blunt side note: Some people are not very wise. Maybe they can’t help it; maybe they were born that way. They might hear what they think is the perfect solution and then go cash out their life insurance, pull out home equity, quit their job, and eventually lose everything they have. Please don’t be that person. And if you suspect that you might be this person, please don’t procreate and have children, just in case poor decision making is hereditary. We’re guessing that it might be best to let that particular gene pool die out. Please don’t blame this book, the author, people quoted in the book, or those giving testimonies about the book, in the event that you do something incredibly unwise. This book can be very helpful and provide a lot of terrific information, ideas, strategies, etc., but there are absolutely NO guarantees, and every situation is unique and different. This book can’t possibly cover them all and what works well for one person may not work well for the next. Remember Zig Ziglar’s comment, “Before you jump out of an airplane, remember to put on a parachute.” John Wayne sums up this paragraph well, although a little bluntly: “Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.”
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